"No... no... hmm..." Mikey was looking through the cheeses he had in the fridge for his pepperoni pizza.
He was the only one home since the guys left on a mission Mikey was useless for.
Shaking his shell he picked out the cottage cheese.
"At least this didn't expire." He smiles and goes to his pizza.
"Time to put you in the oven~"
He walks to the oven.
Then he almost cried.
"It's broken!" He looked at his cheesy unbaked pizza.
He tried to think.
"I bet Donnie has some oven thingy in his lab!"
While Mikey runs there he looks around for a oven machine.
"There is none!" He frowns and looks at something shiny.
"Shiiiiny!" He grabs it and looks at it. "This could go on my pizza! So shiiiny!"
He drops all the goop on the pizza.
"Wait... that's mutagen!" His pizza starts to grow and grow.
When it reaches a height taller than him it screeches with it's devil face.
"IT'S A COTTAGE CHEESE DEVIL!!!"
He runs out the lab.
Screaming as the cheese devil chases him.
He makes a turn into the kitchen.
"What do I do? What do I do!?"
The cheese demon screeches at him.
He shivers with fear and picks up the microwave and shields himself.
The cheese demon launches itself at him and screeches as it starts to melt in it.
Mikey looks scared and laughs at the melting cheese.
"IN YOUR FACE DEMON!!! COTTAGE CHEESE DEMON! HA ANOTHER VILLAIN NAMED!"
He laughs more while the cheese completely melts.
"Now you go on my pizza~"
He grabs most of the cheese and spreads it on his pizza*
The guys walk into the lair.
Smelling the cheesy air.
Raph speaks up. "Mikey what's that good smell!?"
"COTTAGE CHEESE DEMON! I BEAT HIM UP WITHOUT YOU!!!"
Raph lowers his mask.
"There is no such thing as Cottage Cheese Demon..."
"Well did you see him!?" Mikey protests.
Raph looks at him.
"Yeah but... grr... there is none!"
Mikey and Raph get in a mini argue about Cottage Cheese Demon
While Leo and Donnie steal the rest of Mikey's pizza.